My bathroom curtains consist of a very light weight, white/almost see-thru, perpetually wrinkled (on purpose) chiffon curtain, behind two heavy linen brown side panels.
I've recently noticed, that every time I go in to use the bathroom, that the left side of the chiffon curtain has somehow moved in front of the brown side curtain...a feat which perplexes me, as there is pretty much no way for it to move that far unless someone deliberately moves it.
I've since concluded that one of three things must be moving the chiffon curtain in front of the linen curtain - elves, gnomes, or ghosts.
Upon further observation, I've decided to rule out elves, as all the skilled elves I know are currently employed by Mr. Tom Kunkel at Kunkel Tire in Hartley, Iowa.
And wile gnomes are quite crafty little beings, it's really not an appropriate time of year for them. They seem to enjoy hanging out in gardens and other green areas, and it's still technically a bit wintry out for them.
Lastly we have ghosts...I'm not really sure on the inhabitants of my house prior to me, but I'm pretty sure the house, which was built in the 50's, is not old enough to harbor crazed tortured mental patients, horrifically murdered residents, or green puking, head spinning possessed children. There is also a significant lacking to creepy dark corners, squeaky floor boards and drafty areas that correspond with the usual haunted houses.
I pondered installing a hidden camera, but really, I guess it's not all that important, nor worth the cost of installation...
I've recently noticed, that every time I go in to use the bathroom, that the left side of the chiffon curtain has somehow moved in front of the brown side curtain...a feat which perplexes me, as there is pretty much no way for it to move that far unless someone deliberately moves it.
I've since concluded that one of three things must be moving the chiffon curtain in front of the linen curtain - elves, gnomes, or ghosts.
Upon further observation, I've decided to rule out elves, as all the skilled elves I know are currently employed by Mr. Tom Kunkel at Kunkel Tire in Hartley, Iowa.
And wile gnomes are quite crafty little beings, it's really not an appropriate time of year for them. They seem to enjoy hanging out in gardens and other green areas, and it's still technically a bit wintry out for them.
Lastly we have ghosts...I'm not really sure on the inhabitants of my house prior to me, but I'm pretty sure the house, which was built in the 50's, is not old enough to harbor crazed tortured mental patients, horrifically murdered residents, or green puking, head spinning possessed children. There is also a significant lacking to creepy dark corners, squeaky floor boards and drafty areas that correspond with the usual haunted houses.
I pondered installing a hidden camera, but really, I guess it's not all that important, nor worth the cost of installation...
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ReplyDeleteI poo'd in your potty on Sunday, but I don't recall messing with any shower curtains and I don't recall feeling any unearthly presence in the room...well, aside from the obvious.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd just assume it's Travis, but I just naturally assume most shennanigans are his doing.