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4 score and 7 years ago

I almost forgot I existed, it's been so long since I've written.
I have absolutely nothing of importance to say....work still sucks, it's July and we've had approximately 3 days that I would consider "summer" weather, I sang a Jesus song at my grandma & grandpa's "wedding" for their 50th anniversary, Amy bought me a huge peacock poster that I'm turning into an art project/wall hanging, and Liam started talking in sentances.

In other news, MJ croaked...I'll have to agree with Mr. Graves on this one - yeah he was pretty much the shiznit 20 some odd years ago, but how can someone with a prosthetic nose and who knows what else really function much longer than he did.

In other other news, my arch nemisis Billy Mays also kicked the bucket. Now I do feel slightly guilty, seeing as his poor bearded family is now without their screaming father/husband, but from all other accounts, I no longer have to brace myself during every commercial break in anticipation of being yelled at.

And I'm spent...hasta lasagana.

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  1. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    What's unfortunate, is that his commercials are still airing...and now in addition to feeling quasi-guilty for hating him and not purchasing his products (I always immediately think of his family struggling to make ends-meat)...I also feel freaked out b/c I'm thinking "HOLY SHIT, ZOMBIE MAYS!!!"

    ...and that's no good.

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